I don't want a pickle I just wanna rid on my motorsickle
Once I ordered a case of pickles from Corsicana TX, I liked them, but in truth a case may be too many.
I have a po box, not a regular po box mind, but one of those postal center thingys. This way they can sign for my packages and whatnot. A couple years ago I found out about a service that provides free magazines to business. I have a po box, so why not make up a couple of fake DBA names, and show me the Entertainment Weekly!
So I set up a few companies under the name Championship. (in a nod to author Nick Hornby) Included in the championship family of companies was a video store. Since the type of free magazines you received was in part contingent upon the type of business you had, video store seemed a shrewd move. Well in reality all it brought me was a weekly video store trade mag (which is nice when updated one's Netflix list) and little else. Oh and one other thing...porn...well sort of..these random (and surprisingly un-erotic) porn post cards promoting upcoming releases and toys and stuff.
So the people who work at my postal center must have the wrong idea about me.
I'm not porn guy, I'm fake businesses under false pretense guy!...erm...nevermind.
Sorry if this blog has been too negative latley, it could be the pickles.
I have a po box, not a regular po box mind, but one of those postal center thingys. This way they can sign for my packages and whatnot. A couple years ago I found out about a service that provides free magazines to business. I have a po box, so why not make up a couple of fake DBA names, and show me the Entertainment Weekly!
So I set up a few companies under the name Championship. (in a nod to author Nick Hornby) Included in the championship family of companies was a video store. Since the type of free magazines you received was in part contingent upon the type of business you had, video store seemed a shrewd move. Well in reality all it brought me was a weekly video store trade mag (which is nice when updated one's Netflix list) and little else. Oh and one other thing...porn...well sort of..these random (and surprisingly un-erotic) porn post cards promoting upcoming releases and toys and stuff.
So the people who work at my postal center must have the wrong idea about me.
I'm not porn guy, I'm fake businesses under false pretense guy!...erm...nevermind.
Sorry if this blog has been too negative latley, it could be the pickles.
posted by Robert_M at 8:40 AM
3 Comments:
This reminds me of a certain Mr. Mintez and others who liked to receive 12 CDs for only a penny...
If it wasn't for Roberto, I would not have at the moment multiple free subs to mags including, but not limited to, 2 years of Sporting News, Blender, FHM, various video game mags, Field and Stream, Spin and mucho mucho mas.
Also, see www.slickdeals.net and their forums (go to free mags section) and get to clicking!
Did I mention that work sucks with no Rob to chat it up with daily?
Well, it does.
MR. MINTEZ'S CATS USED TO SUSCRIBE TO COLUMBIA HOUSE TOO.
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